Hey.
I'm Phil.
I'm 20.
I go to GW.
I study Geology and Theatre.
I'm afraid of llamas.
I like things that make me haha.
I'll reblog those things that make me haha.
I'll also occasionally reblog things that make me go oooh or unf.

 

bile7:


It’s in Gods hands now. He’ll know what to do. He always does.

bile7:

It’s in Gods hands now. He’ll know what to do. He always does.

(Source: fagflow)

jorgieboy:

amenpenis:

carleyalyson:

glitterweave:

chadleymacguff:

amenpenis:

when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”

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when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”

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when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”

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Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.

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When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”

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anakistarsong:

zing-noir:

River otters at the Zoological & Botanical Garden in Ichikawa, Japan

omg the last one he pops up ahjfskghfagskjfkhdjs ahahaha

This is what heaven looks like…

(Source: minhonoo)

babyferaligator:

the first person that masturbated must have been like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: 420dongsquad)

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

bootygrooty:

jazzberry-sorbet:

notnights:

assistancebitte:

bilb0baggin:


moisturize me

If I didn’t watch Dr. Who this would make me very uncomfortable.

I watch Doctor Who and it still makes me uncomfortable.

I don’t watch Doctor Who and I am uncomfortable

I watch Doctor Who and I am moisturised

STOP

bootygrooty:

jazzberry-sorbet:

notnights:

assistancebitte:

bilb0baggin:

moisturize me

If I didn’t watch Dr. Who this would make me very uncomfortable.

I watch Doctor Who and it still makes me uncomfortable.

I don’t watch Doctor Who and I am uncomfortable

I watch Doctor Who and I am moisturised

STOP

llttlemermaid:

The footage of former Ravens running back Ray Rice punching his then-fiancée in the face started a much-needed conversation about domestic violence. This comedian took a completely different approach with a “Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial” that could’ve gone so incredibly wrong but instead gets it so so right.

acerebral:

ebilflindas:

In 2006 AOL search logs got leaked and it was the funniest day in the history of the internet

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