Hey.
I'm Phil.
I'm 20.
I go to GW.
I study Geology and Theatre.
I'm afraid of llamas.
I like things that make me haha.
I'll reblog those things that make me haha.
I'll also occasionally reblog things that make me go oooh or unf.

 

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

hi:

don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others

(Source: hi)

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

ethan-lawson-wate:

ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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its been so long and barack hasnt returned any of my messages so…

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queenofthefrostgiants:

it’s not acne 

it’s my soul slowly eating away at my vessel because it is too weak to hold my power

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luanlegacy:

gloriousharhar:

englishchaprap:

When people I really care about mention for the first time that I’m one of their best friends

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IS THAT A JUMPING PIECE OF JELLO WITH CHIBI EYES HOLY FLYING FUCK IT’S SO ADORABLE MAKE IT STOP 

hmm… this is cute…. but its just jello….

(Source: zerotypezerotypezero)

lightsharpnesssong:

dont-be-a-pichu:

femmeboyant:

still upset that the films never acknowledge that Peeta loses a limb in the first arena and goes through the Quarter Quell with a prosthetic leg

or that Katniss has suffered permanent hearing loss in one of her ears and now requires a hearing aid

or, you know, the Avoxes